December 2009
26 posts
rrrrrrRRRRIGHT GUARD!!
New Goal:
Have 1 million dollars by my 35th birthday.
I’m only $998,982 away…
Help save something beautiful. →
The Denver Art Society needs money- like now. $600 in 36 hours.
That $10 you’re spending on lunch tomorrow? You could use a salad anyway.
Ads that suck. →
I can think of a few candidates.
People who don't like my mustache:
-people who take mustaches seriously
-my mom
-WWII vet at Panera
-girls
Woke up today w/out my beard
But i have a mustache in its place.
Evan Williams was a muse
And a saint.
Also he was poor.
Booze Run
So i can write about booze better.